warriorsmurf:

I love you (many of you!) and hope you’re safe, internet people.

nonegenderwithleftbees:

Babe Hogwarts isn’t real….trans people are

mioxenoblade:

danny4xb:

mioxenoblade:

I hope to one day see the United States burn to the ground

I find it fascinating when Americans post shit like this, as though they aren’t going to be living inside the United States when that happens.

Just because you get the balcony seat and im in the pit doesn’t mean im any less excited for the show.

april:

“printer” is a special box with a demon inside it

rebel-ramen:

i’m like a vampire in the way that you have to 100% confirm that it is okay for me to join into anything

funnytwittertweets:

spectrology:

“bear in mind”

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

annulet:

baethoven

airlesscell:

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

tbmblr:

spange

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that